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Marilyn Manson Is Somebody’s Husband

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

Yep, last Saturday Marilyn Manson married longtime girlfriend and burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese in Ireland, sorry ladies. :D But what will their kids look like? Read more here.

124 Responses to “Marilyn Manson Is Somebody’s Husband”

  1. Catherine P. Says:

    my congratulations :)

  2. Lil Goth Girl Says:

    Omg !
    shocked !
    :o how could he?
    Oh well congrats manson! (k) i love you loads anyway, we can just cheat on ere cant bwe hehehe ;)

  3. Shadow Says:

    This is kick ass and proff that he is not gay

  4. andy Says:

    is good

  5. nekrofelia Says:

    :’( im so jealous of her! but sorry Lil Goth Girl, he is already cheating on her with me…;) but i dont mind sharing… loll :p

  6. alejandra Says:

    pues yo le digo q siga cmo va porque las cosas q ase estan muy ching……..

  7. emma Says:

    yeah they will end up down the drain just like everyone else.

  8. leo Says:

    PROP’S YOU BANG HER.

  9. leo Says:

    HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT.

  10. Rag Doll X (Jon...korn fan)I'm a girl Says:

    Who would marry him???Oh well theyll just get divorced like everyone else…I mean look at jonathan davis…(love him but he is pathetic)

  11. Rag Doll X (Jon...korn fan)I'm a girl Says:

    You ppl r phyco…I wouldnt want to meet you in a dark ally….I wouldnt want to meet me either….oh well….the guy sends a good message…congrats to freak husband and freak bride…I’ a freak too lets have a party!!!!!!

  12. bob Says:

    i don’t want to party with you

  13. Cody/Lane Says:

    huh well bord as all hell right now just stpped by rocktoons to check out all the pix that people have made so well anyways about marylin manson marying some chick I hope it works out between the two of them unlike all the other relationships between various dumb ass celebraties that you always see on all the f*****g magazines at all the stores well anyway GOOD LUCK

  14. hatchetgurl_666 Says:

    Omg im so sad marilyn got married :( but oh well i love dita she is cool congrats marilyn

  15. BloodKitten Says:

    O.o I wander if dita calls him Brian or marilyn, lol ;)

  16. phantasmagoria Says:

    i betcha he’s brian to her
    D: thats a backstreet name
    congrats to him

  17. lennonFan Says:

    I love marilyn manson and I happy that he found someons very sexy to spend the reat of his life with. But his music better get a whole lot better because it is sucking big TIMe.

  18. Marcos Villar Says:

    Marlin manson is a big fag

  19. (s)aint Says:

    WTF?!? NOOOOOOO!!!! MY DREAM IS CRUSHED!! I’m soo gonna get him…He’s mine…so back off people…*Gnaws on Manson’s head* hehehehhe

  20. jjo91 Says:

    LIL.Goth Girl Are you hot???

  21. Children of the korn Says:

    Hell, Manson has been married before. Come on! But bust a nutt, love yea man.

  22. jjo91 Says:

    my friend almost cried when she heard about him :(

  23. TWIGGY RAMIREZ IZ SXC Says:

    well id fuck em both!!!!!!!!!! lol shes so much sxcer than rose and manson is just the sxciest beast alive-man can u tell im obsessed????!!!!!

  24. Jordi Gimenez Says:

    marilyn manson 4ever . saint marilyn manson .satanic

  25. Laura Says:

    I love this and if u dont like this i will kill u

  26. BloodyGoth making some dirty work Says:

    Hey congratulations but I still think I would be perfect for you Any way i hope is die JOkE like……. omg What kind of person im I… lol

    I suck blood lol

  27. candiwhite Says:

    haiyo.he got married.good for him lah.!
    betta than being gay ryte.
    haiyo dunno how to thnx ah?
    ok lah.me go off.
    btw congrats.!fancy him not inviting me.!haha

  28. yo! sushi! Says:

    you guys are mad. manson is one ugly fuck and i bet he’d look even worse without make-up. still, wat ever floats dita’s boat, she’s classy. hope they are very happy together.

  29. limmy Says:

    all my love and congratulations to the new couple, who are both extremely good looking

  30. marilyn manson freak Says:

    marilyn manson is so hot and i think he the best sinnger in the world and i love him

  31. slipknot 666 Says:

    crongratulations
    but OMG who wud want to marry that creapy faggot he creaps me out

  32. AtheistX Says:

    Have you seen his wife?
    She is some model and she is so super hot.

  33. AtheistX Says:

    Dita Von Teese is her name.

  34. twiggy_white Says:

    i live in ireland woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love manson wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  35. Shamus Says:

    YUCK.
    I was just recovering from finding out “it” was a GUY.

  36. yo! sushi! Says:

    I think manson is ugly to the point of looking deformed.

  37. PuNK RockER Says:

    wat da??…. MARILYN!!!! IS that your freakin’ self??!well anywayz… CONGRATZ!!

  38. kieran Says:

    hey ye thts cool
    i love marilyns mansons music but him himself he’s a bit of a fag

    lil goth girl dnt take offense but manson isnt marilyn, manson is a man called charlie manson
    DNT MIX THM UP
    big charlie manson fan

    i dnt agree with killings dnt get wrong idea

    BUT ALL IN ALL WEL DONE BRIAN WARNER

  39. amanda Says:

    why are yall just sitting around crying over nothin god u should be happy for him its not like hes one of ur best friends mi dad works wit him so take that ladies and boys but anywho i got to go this place is to depressing

    luv amanda

  40. EmoPunkChick Says:

    hey i dont know why all of you are getting so……………. how do you say…………….. wrapped up in all this nonsense………….. rude and acting like it’s the end of the world. Just be happy for him. I wish him everlasting luck and hope the marriage will last.
    For all yall who are mad because he got married to ‘her’ and not ‘you’. well just get over it. You know it will never happen.
    Some people think that he is a faggot ( repeating what has allready been said) creapy and deformed………. well that is how he wants to act, dress , and look. If you think the way he looks is stupid and crazy then tell him that. I dont think he gives a crap about what you think. I love the way he is. He is one of my favorite artists and I hope he will never stop rockin!!!!!!!!!!!

    lots a love
    xoxoxooxxoo

  41. Xxtvi3wiquxX Says:

    yo niggas! quit hating on Marilyn Manson…dont be jealous becuz hes a sexy beast and youre not! be happy for the guy!! well whatever you faggots say can keeep to yourself becuz hes a really niice guy..and you dipshits are jus jealous becuz more ppl than you think actually adore him.
    hXc
    sXe
    –Tiffany

  42. Barry Says:

    Well I guess there’s someone for every one the look like a nice couple :-)
    tough I don’y like his music I Respect hem concratulations :-D

  43. 666 Antichrist Superstar 666 Says:

    congrats 2 marilyn & dita!!!! ^^
    MARILYN MANSON IS THE GREATEST ARTIST IN ALL ASPECTS TO EVER LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PRAISE MANSON!!!!!!!!! i do ^^
    all u fukers hu diis him r fukheds 7 u will all die terrible deaths… consistingor ur penis’ & clits being ripped along spiked conveyeur belts!!!!!!!!
    hmmm that sounds….. odd…. meh… FUK U ALL!!!!!!!!! unless u lyk manson then ur kool…
    HIS WIFE IS HOT!!!!!!!! i hav lots of dita pics ;D
    i work wif a guy hu looks lyk charles manson, he drives a forklift… ^_^’
    TELL MANSON 2 COME 2 AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    he shudv got married here…. fuk ireland…. hehehe…. jks ya angry drunks…….
    well im off… bye all…

  44. twine Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha none of you mailyn manson fans speak like I thought you would. You sound about 12 years old!

  45. Atomic Says:

    That so werid but cool all in one. I guess that sort of resmebles them dosen’t it? Dita may be cool and Manson weird.I was freaked out.. But not so much that i start kicking the S**t out of everyting. Manson is his own person.., werid or not he dosen’t give a shit what you think.

  46. Atomic Says:

    Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
    Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
    Run away I’ve got to
    Get away
    From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    I’ve lost my lights
    I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I’ll run from you
    This tainted love you’ve given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
    Tainted love
    Tainted love

    Now I know I’ve got to
    Run away I’ve got to
    Get away
    You don’t really want any more from me
    To make things right
    You need someone to hold you tight
    You think love is to pray
    But I’m sorry I don’t pray that way

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I’ll run from you
    This tainted love you’ve given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
    Tainted love
    Tainted love

    Don’t touch me please
    I cannot stand the way you tease
    I love you though you hurt me so
    Now I’m going to pack my things and go
    Touch me baby, tainted love
    Touch me baby, tainted love
    Touch me baby, tainted love

    Once I ran to you (I ran)
    Now I’ll run from you
    This tainted love you’ve given
    I give you all a boy could give you
    Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
    Tainted love
    Tainted love
    Tainted love

    ——————————————————————————–

  47. evilneverdieswatstobereborn Says:

    OMFG !!! i can not belive that that sucks he is sexy i wish i could be her right now i would love to be with him it would be grate my man if i could i would love to look like manson so have you heard that he’s gonna have a new cd comeing out soon i cant wait!!! hell yea man talk to you alll laters

  48. killer Says:

    Whoa!!! He finally got married? WTH

  49. emo punk chick Says:

    i dony care wat all u people say…hes still
    hot…YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! if u sum of u people
    like him and think hes hot then watev….
    i dont think hes…nevr mind he still is a fag
    srry marilyn manson that wat i think.

    the only reason y i read this waz cuz im bored.
    im emo/ disturbed/ dementd.
    i lke 2 kill/ poke dead things wit sticks

  50. XXXLiving_Dead_GurlXXX Says:

    omg….he’s married!!! i love him!!! ::Jealousy:: *TEAR* o well, you cant always get what you want. :-P

  51. HIM...666 Says:

    I am so pissed off god he is so sexy….lol

  52. lucianemanson Says:

    I hate Dita….Marlilyn Manson is only of the fans…Fu** off, Dita!

  53. hai Says:

    ra jo volcano amen for that girls amen……………….

  54. goon Says:

    congrats!!!!!
    marylin you’re the best!!!
    to the marylin manson hater, fuck ‘em all!!!!!!!

  55. bob Says:

    Just bang her and then leave her :-)

  56. taken, not stirred! Says:

    that so gd, i honestly love the guy and glad hes happy and i love his music too but his new found wife is slightly pushy and i just hope that she dont try to change his music

    totally agree with goon but not bob cos he deserves to be happy lol

    love ya cat :)

  57. sunken_soup Says:

    manson, wtf?! newei, hope that he’s happy and continue rockin’

  58. Kittie Says:

    …but…. i love manson.

  59. reva Says:

    man manson rox and his gf is pritty cool to i geuss and they’er kids well be sexy lil kids!!!!!! :D

  60. SLIPKNOT 666 SAYS Says:

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  61. freak-child666 Says:

    FUCK, MARILYN MANSON IS DAMN SEXY , I’D BANG HIM ANYDAY!!! ^^

  62. Coogle Says:

    I agree with the guy who said that all the people that like marylin manson on this site sound like 12 year olds. If you have the time and effort to reply
    to this post, please sound intelligent and dnt spll stf lyke dis……that’s the stupidest most kiddish way to write other than writing in leet….

    Anyways, congratulations to marylin, he married one sexy as hell fox. I think all you people who say “i’d fuck her” are stooping really low….you people
    are probably too young or hoplessly pathetic to acctually date anyone that hot for that matter.

  63. Franco Says:

    full

  64. Jordon Says:

    Yo Shadow, learn to spell proof you dumbfuck. :) And Marilyn manson has always been my hero and always will be

  65. Jordon Says:

    Man…Coogle is right, you guys spell like shit, lol. Well anyways yeah, Manson is a good singer but I think he was better back in the day. Well anyways…this website is fucking stupid so I’m gone, peace.

  66. Metallicaguy14 Says:

    YAY!!! MANSON IS GAY!!!

  67. Metallicaguy14 Says:

    CHARLES MANSON!!! sry i had to! MM is awsome

  68. blackrose Says:

    Manson is a POSER just like all of you idiots! You all think your gothed-out and tough but in reality yall SUCK ARSE!

  69. blackrose Says:

    im the only TRUE goth on here im willing to bet…

  70. katthy Says:

    marilyn manson lastima q te casaste porq eres bello estoy enamorada de ti porq te casaste con ella yo soy mucho mejor mi reverendo bello i love

  71. katthy Says:

    lo mejor es el metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja mueranse malditos reguetoneros

  72. katthy Says:

    marilyn manson te amoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  73. jaime padilla Says:

    sigue asi

  74. In7dflames Says:

    ok for all you people who think marilyn manson is the best artist ever he isnt he hasnt had any good music in awhile not that good sorry to hurt your feelings and probably piss you off but its true he only really had two good albums and not all the songs were even that good almost like a one hit wonder who survived on the way he dressed looked and acted for schock value but if his next album is any good i will give him credit he just needs to come out with better music than he has

  75. Stella Says:

    fuck that shit. that pisses me off i wanted to be his. DAMN IT! well what can you do. LET’S KILL THE BITCH!!!!!!

  76. paula=) Says:

    ahhhhhh hi …i’m new in this so… ahhh
    hahha m… i’m mexican i’m 13 and i like rock!!!!

  77. THALITA MIRANDA Says:

    entrei no seu blog…no seu site preferido pq estou morrendo de saudade de voce…voce nao aparece então resolvi escrever em portugues pq é mais rapido pra mim é logico…se voce nao entendeu me diz tá? um bju te amo thalita

  78. lilmosherchaz Says:

    its about time he got married.im so upset he`s married though coz hes cute

  79. lilmarilynmanson22 Says:

    yea good for you marilyn i hope it works out

  80. Bl@c] Says:

    Fk all of ya btchz who tnk dat marylin manson z gay.Dis relationship z a fkn proof hez not.N all of ya chicks dnt get childish n pissd off cuz he ll never marry u.N no1 say anythng abt hz look cuz i bet dat ur not betta n he dznt giv a crap abt wut u thnk cuz dats the way hez happy wid hmself.Anyway congratz marylin manson n dita n keep on blowin our minds!!!!

  81. ~Chicka~ Says:

    umm!!>>>well congrats to marilyn manson i glad for him…i mean he’s finally married! Thats awesomez!!!

  82. cheryl.P Says:

    Holy moly…lmao…jk Hes Not anyones husband!

  83. Bl@c] Says:

    Congratz marylin! Its awesome

  84. shai Says:

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! i love him noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

  85. shai Says:

    he is so cutew he can’t get married mann nooooo!!!! devorce now!!!!!! pleaz!!!!! no even my boyfriend loves him he liie wants to meeet him so bad!!!!

  86. you all suck to me Says:

    well good luck with that one. i told you he was’nt gay! rock on!!!!!!!!!

  87. Maria Says:

    Well done Marilyn and Dita - may you both be deliriously happy and have great, orgasmic sex.

  88. Bl@ck m€d¤r Says:

    Well congratz marilyn!!! Keep rockin!!! Maria like ur style!

  89. J.B. Says:

    congrats manson. I still will say you are the hottest and I love you to death.

  90. Forklifts Says:

    What feed service is best to use for this blog’s feed?

  91. maria Says:

    omfg man missed my chance well any way goodluck

  92. kieran Says:

    omg who marry a man wat a gay boy

  93. kieran Says:

    omfg whod marry a man sick fuck wat a gay boy

  94. Shawna Says:

    i luv Marilyn Manson!!!!!! he’s like the best next 2 Alice Cooper, Kiss, n GNR!!!!

  95. nicolas Says:

    salut

  96. nicolas Says:

    sandy musso t 1 sale fils de pute 1 enculé 1 pd 1 connard 1 sandy koi

  97. Cradle of Filth666 Says:

    This is gay fuck this im going to sleep

  98. chad Says:

    marlin manson is the biggest fuck in the world. i really wanna meet the guy so i could beat him to fuck. i really wann do that. it more of my life goal

  99. shit Says:

    oh no~!

    he is my boy!!!

  100. shit Says:

    shut up!!!! fucking boys!!!!

    who says manson is gay ?

    you need some more mother’s milk!!!

  101. Anybody's Says:

    I heard that he is anoretic and he likes fucking himself, is it true?

  102. chad Says:

    hey fuck u dipshit. ur just like him then u. hes a fuckin wanna be satin. hes the biggest pus in the world. the only reason resaon hes famus is because he dresses like a pompus clown.

  103. @SSH013 ( ASSHOLE ) Says:

    DID U FAGGOTS KNOW DAT MARYLIN MANSON SURGICALLY REMOVED HIS RIB JUST TO SUCK HIZ OWN FUCKING DICK?

  104. Anybody's Says:

    @SSH013 ( ASSHOLE ): Dude, I heard about that, thats why I said he likes fucking himself, man that is sick, and you’d think he’d stoop any lower? I bet he’d do that agian if there were extra ribs on him, man that guy is sick! :P

  105. 666 slipknot baby 666 Says:

    omg thats some crazy shit there. who would marry that freak fuck!!! his got some awesome music but removing ur 2 lower ribs 2 suck ur self off is fucking sick and that poor chick is stuck wih him. oh well i suppose id fuck him

  106. nicolas Says:

    sandy musso:”je te trouve super con moche débile enculé sale batard fille de pute NTM FUCK ta mère

  107. meh Says:

    you guys all suck. marilyn manson is not cool he is a poser.

  108. Amy Jarrell Says:

    Marilyn Manson is so hot & sexy!!!!!!!!!! His goth ways r just so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i DON’T LOVE HIM i JUST THINK HE IS SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is a very wierd guy but, he is kinda cool!!!!!!!!!!

  109. Phsyco Says:

    WTF Marilyn manson is Gay I dont care if he did get marry He is still Gay Hes A cock sucking son of a bitch who wheres too much makeup

  110. jeff mckinney Says:

    I think we should leave MM alone and let him get on with whatever he wants to do!!!

  111. Jennilee Says:

    Why did that MORON up there quote the Tained Love song? Manson did NOT write that song? YOU JACKASS LOL It’s an old eighties song written by a band called Soft Cell that Manson only did a cover of. It’s like one of the most famous eighties popsongs ever, what kind of rock have you been living under for the last 20 years?

    LMAO.

  112. Atoy Says:

    “fuck you!” to all anti-Marilyn people out there!.. screw you!….. i’m very happy to MM… He’s my idol!… i dont care if he’s an anti-christ!…. i like weird rock stars!… ..l.. to you!!!!… and most of all… hip-hop sucks! i’m sick of it!!! arGhhh!!!…. MM your the man!… keep on rockin’

  113. She_Devil Says:

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!…how could……..how…….how ….how could he!!!!!

  114. MusicSmartie Says:

    urg!!! i don’t have a crush on him, i don’t know why he had to get marryed to that slut!

  115. sweetness Says:

    OMFG I cant beleve it im sooooooooooo jelice his mine so back off bitch

  116. MusicSmartie Says:

    i SAID, I DONT LIKE him, so you shut up, you dont know who you’re talkin’ to, because everybody lives in a WHOREHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  117. Jakob Says:

    This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title s Husband. Thanks for informative article

  118. Sw3tgal Says:

    Heyaaaaaaaa! u rock! we loooovvvvvveeeeee u!

  119. Joka-man Says:

    MARILYN MASON IS A FAGGET ASS LITTLE BITCH AND I STILL DON’T TRUST HOW A FIN ASS GIRL CAN BE WITH A UGLY (VATO) LIKE HIM SELF….MUST BE THE MONEY….FOR REAL!!!!

  120. KILLA_CROC Says:

    How is it that a freak like fagget as manson have some of his ribs from his chest removed just so he can suck his own thang thang!!!…..then get a fine chick model!!!! I don’t see that point of veiw…….it just makes all girls look like hoe’s…yes (AMERICA) i said (HOE) to the girls. makes Ya’ll look like good diggas!!!!
    But his long time friend JOEY JORDISON IS STILL A TRUE ASS VATO his still him and not such a freaky ass doo!!!

    SEE YA’LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  121. Joka-man Says:

    WORD UP!!!! KILLA - CROC

  122. KILLA_CROC Says:

    JOKA-MAN THATS WHATS UP!!!

  123. reverendo666666 Says:

    jelou mai neim is pichi que va jawar yu? aim fain cenquiu. Ai mister propet yu quen si california widou malon brando sai? ai nou comprende? miralaaaa la cabra del campooo como se divierteeee lalaalalaaaa se la metio por el culooooo y dijeeeeee ueeeyy sabes lo que te quiero decir? no? como que no¿? eres tonto? que si eres tonto? putata patata

  124. EVILOUTIONX Says:

    MANSONS NOT GAY HES BI NOW HE CAN SUCK DICK AND EAY PUSSY

    MANSON SUCKS

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