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Metalocalypse

Monday, August 7th, 2006

From the mind of the musically talented Brendon Small, that brought us the hilarious and underated Home Movies cartoon, comes the Norwegian metal band, Dethklok, showcasing their own new show, Metalocalypse, on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica even do the voices of a couple fan characters that appear in the premier episode.

The Dethklok Coffee Song:

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65 Responses to “Metalocalypse”

  1. Maria Picassó Says:

    they rock lml

  2. jil Says:

    Ok…. good

  3. MARJO7 Says:

    UP THE METAL! \m/,

  4. b0b3r Says:

    that’s cool …

  5. me Says:

    William Murderface Murderface Murderface

  6. IRVIN Says:

    HOLA COMO ESTAN HERMANOS

  7. IRVIN Says:

    HOLAS

  8. IRVIN Says:

    HOLA

  9. jimmy Says:

    QUE TALCO MI TEGEN CHAUFILLASSSSSSSSSSSSSS JEJEJEJEJEJE…

  10. LUCILLE LERUM Says:

    i l ike this if u have friendster just add me (metalica_rockgirl@evilworld.com

  11. LUCILLE LERUM Says:

    i am rock girl and malupit awesome rock music

  12. Redphreak Says:

    METAL

  13. ShaDy Says:

    WoW It’s So Cool I like It

  14. gothic black death Says:

    this fuck it!!! death

  15. gothic black death Says:

    this cold

  16. METAL_JADE Says:

    WOW!!! IT’S GREAT I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FULL SHOW,WOOOOO!!!!! ROCK ON

  17. Rudy Says:

    haha thats awesome – keep it metal doods

  18. Yoh Says:

    “WE WILL MAKE COFEE METAL. WE WILL MAKE IT BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK!”

    It’s awesome. Can’t wait till it starts over here!

  19. fros†born Says:

    Woa Great indeed….Make another pls i want to hear some music again ..i..

  20. faceball Says:

    that was soooooooo awesome!! you should post the episode of the simpsons thst the white stripes were on. i LUUUUUUUURVE it when you post tv shows!!!!!!!!

  21. mike shinoda Says:

    hI i’m a metaller girl …i LOVE LINKIN PARK…it’s cooL ..WoOWWWW!

  22. zack Says:

    METALOCALYPSE IS SO FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!! IT SHALL MURDER EVERY FUKING BODY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. KILLQUICK50 Says:

    Fucking awsome!!

  24. -DaMian [D166]- Says:

    METALOCALYPSE is baddddddddddddddd!

  25. MeTaLhEaD666 Says:

    this show has really helped. thanks to metalocalypse, and deathklok, i now love mermaids unbelievebly. Metalocalypse fucking RULZ!!!!!!!!!!1

  26. BLAH MUTTA FUKER Says:

    Do u folks like coffee????

  27. Triz. Says:

    So…yeah…has been a while since anything ever happend on the main page, hasnt it? =S ah well…

    Triz. / Xanathos

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  29. METALERIO Says:

    METAL!!!!! RULLLLLLLLLLLLLS!! YEAH!!!

  30. METALERIO Says:

    ESTA DE CSM!!!! ESTE CARTOON!!!!

  31. metalheadbrad Says:

    thats pretty much the coolest thing ive ever seen dude! dethklok rules! check out

    do you folks like coffee?
    real coffee?
    from the hills of colombia

    duncan hills will wake you
    from 1000 deaths
    a cup of black and black
    (die,die)
    you’re dieing for a cup

    guatamalen blend
    ethiopian
    french vanilla roast
    (die,die)
    you’re dieing for a cup

    prepare for ultimate flavor
    you’re gonna get some, now!
    and scream for your cream!

    duncan hills
    duncan hills
    duncan hills
    coffee

    pretty cool huh?

  32. metalheadbrad Says:

    listen to dethklok man they’re the greatest

  33. Apapche Says:

    I have no idea what tha hell everyone is talking about it seems to me about some kinda music from a band? While for tha ne i ike tha more is DISTURBED!!!!!!!! all tha way !!!!!!!!!!

  34. pablorocker9000 Says:

    kantan horrible

  35. Emo KID Says:

    REALY COOL I WILL CUT MY LIFE ROCK ON!!!!!!!!! (///o)EMOKID

  36. milvir Says:

    EMoKID u dont belong here EMOs Sucks!!!! SO GO suck sum dick
    FUCK you

  37. dude Says:

    cool man i can not wait awsome dude i love emos i am one dude

  38. Axel_Cross Says:

    METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!
    FEAR FOR YOUR SOULS, NON-METALLERS, REPENT, FOR THE APOCALYPSE DRAWS NIGH!!!!!!!!

    GIVE YOURSELF TO THE UNENDING DARKNESS, AND PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE GODS OF METAL OR FACE THE UNSTOPPABLE TEMPEST WRATH OF THE /METALOCOLYPSE\!!!!

    I, the Right Hand of these gods of DARK POWER, will purge the Earth of the unworthy before the coming of the final Concert Of The Damned, Armageddon.

    Like you, EmoKid, stop listening to Hawthorne Heights and cutting yourself!!! Instead, cut the OTHER emo kids, you’re saving them time!!! And if you were bullshitting and don’t actually cut yourself, I’LL supply the knives! I’ve got more than I could ever use. Go for the throat, it’s more brutal that way.

    And YOU, Mike Shinoda!!! LINKIN PARK IS NOT METAL!!! Are you BEGGING to be struck down where you stand?!?! That’s my job you know. And I’m not nearly so nice as some of the demons of hell. REPENT before I am assigned to you!!! For if I am, death and damnation would be sweet release from the waking death that shall fall upon you. You will be enveloped in my shadows, and everything will cease to be but you and my blades…

    And then you… Penis Enlargement…. you have defiled something both holy and unholy with your ignorance and lack of genitals to call your own… I will see that you burn for eternity in the deepest bowels of Hell, where the only thing more maddening than the pain is the infinite NOTHINGNESS. Such is your reward for your insolence, disgusting cur.

    All who wish to become worthy, come to me and I will make you soldiers of the darkness…

    Repent, for the end comes on swift wings….

  39. nathan Says:

    this show is so freaken awsome I cant believe someone just came up with this. THIS SHOW ROCKS BIG TIME!!!

  40. Nathan Says:

    Metalocalypse is so freaken awsome i cant believe some one just came up with something like that. METALOCALYPSE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Nathan Says:

    How come no one comes to this web site any more this sucks

  42. Heaven Shall Burn Says:

    Hey person with the name Mike Shinoda. Linkin Park is as far from metal as is Merl Haggard so go to some pop rock forum and bother them. Hey emokid, emokid(S) suck! You wanna hear real metal listen to Heaven Shall Burn or Celtic Frost.

  43. Heaven Shall Burn Says:

    Oh Yeah, this show is really sweet!!!! Do anything for Deathklok.

  44. MusicSmartie Says:

    its alittle wierd but its a great show to kill time! if your mommy or daddy tells you that you cant watch adult swim your friends would laugh at you and you’ll end up with no sense of humor!

  45. Minko Says:

    Is cool and to say hello.
    Thanks.

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    It’s fine.
    And includes a wealth of information.

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  48. death reaper Says:

    death klok Fucking Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks

  49. penus pupper Says:

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  50. deathklok Says:

    you all suck acceped deathlklok

  51. jesus Says:

    This series are verThe best, and hopefully more people can benefit, jari of wintersun, would be fine.y good, they can tell me where I can see more please? Thanks.

  52. jasmine=) Says:

    im a 15 yearold rocker chick and I love metalocalypse i watch it all the time its fu#@!* the best show ever u acutally learn something from every epesode. its definately the shitz

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  54. God is a metal musician in Orlando Fl. Says:

    THIS is the ONLY “Dethklock” that matters!!! Axel_Cross, you create your own pain!!! I created rock and roll to qw

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