Metalocalypse
Monday, August 7th, 2006From the mind of the musically talented Brendon Small, that brought us the hilarious and underated Home Movies cartoon, comes the Norwegian metal band, Dethklok, showcasing their own new show, Metalocalypse, on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica even do the voices of a couple fan characters that appear in the premier episode.
The Dethklok Coffee Song:
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August 8th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
they rock lml
August 10th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Ok…. good
August 11th, 2006 at 5:54 am
UP THE METAL! \m/,
August 12th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
that’s cool …
August 20th, 2006 at 11:40 am
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
August 24th, 2006 at 8:20 am
HOLA COMO ESTAN HERMANOS
August 24th, 2006 at 8:21 am
HOLAS
August 24th, 2006 at 8:22 am
HOLA
August 26th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
QUE TALCO MI TEGEN CHAUFILLASSSSSSSSSSSSSS JEJEJEJEJEJE…
August 27th, 2006 at 5:12 am
i l ike this if u have friendster just add me (metalica_rockgirl@evilworld.com
August 27th, 2006 at 5:14 am
i am rock girl and malupit awesome rock music
August 28th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
METAL
September 4th, 2006 at 9:40 am
WoW It’s So Cool I like It
September 5th, 2006 at 9:23 am
this fuck it!!! death
September 5th, 2006 at 9:24 am
this cold
September 7th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
WOW!!! IT’S GREAT I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FULL SHOW,WOOOOO!!!!! ROCK ON
September 12th, 2006 at 5:14 am
haha thats awesome - keep it metal doods
September 14th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
“WE WILL MAKE COFEE METAL. WE WILL MAKE IT BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK!”
It’s awesome. Can’t wait till it starts over here!
September 22nd, 2006 at 7:43 am
Woa Great indeed….Make another pls i want to hear some music again ..i..
September 23rd, 2006 at 1:30 pm
that was soooooooo awesome!! you should post the episode of the simpsons thst the white stripes were on. i LUUUUUUUURVE it when you post tv shows!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006 at 10:30 am
hI i’m a metaller girl …i LOVE LINKIN PARK…it’s cooL ..WoOWWWW!
October 3rd, 2006 at 1:22 pm
METALOCALYPSE IS SO FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!! IT SHALL MURDER EVERY FUKING BODY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Fucking awsome!!
October 4th, 2006 at 3:17 am
METALOCALYPSE is baddddddddddddddd!
October 5th, 2006 at 11:06 am
this show has really helped. thanks to metalocalypse, and deathklok, i now love mermaids unbelievebly. Metalocalypse fucking RULZ!!!!!!!!!!1
October 6th, 2006 at 12:12 am
Do u folks like coffee????
October 15th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
So…yeah…has been a while since anything ever happend on the main page, hasnt it? =S ah well…
Triz. / Xanathos
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October 17th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
METAL!!!!! RULLLLLLLLLLLLLS!! YEAH!!!
October 17th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
ESTA DE CSM!!!! ESTE CARTOON!!!!
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:05 pm
thats pretty much the coolest thing ive ever seen dude! dethklok rules! check out
do you folks like coffee?
real coffee?
from the hills of colombia
duncan hills will wake you
from 1000 deaths
a cup of black and black
(die,die)
you’re dieing for a cup
guatamalen blend
ethiopian
french vanilla roast
(die,die)
you’re dieing for a cup
prepare for ultimate flavor
you’re gonna get some, now!
and scream for your cream!
duncan hills
duncan hills
duncan hills
coffee
pretty cool huh?
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:08 pm
listen to dethklok man they’re the greatest
October 27th, 2006 at 10:23 am
I have no idea what tha hell everyone is talking about it seems to me about some kinda music from a band? While for tha ne i ike tha more is DISTURBED!!!!!!!! all tha way !!!!!!!!!!
November 4th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
kantan horrible
November 6th, 2006 at 6:13 am
REALY COOL I WILL CUT MY LIFE ROCK ON!!!!!!!!! (///o)EMOKID
November 15th, 2006 at 2:24 am
EMoKID u dont belong here EMOs Sucks!!!! SO GO suck sum dick
FUCK you
November 25th, 2006 at 10:15 am
cool man i can not wait awsome dude i love emos i am one dude
November 26th, 2006 at 3:38 am
METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!
FEAR FOR YOUR SOULS, NON-METALLERS, REPENT, FOR THE APOCALYPSE DRAWS NIGH!!!!!!!!
GIVE YOURSELF TO THE UNENDING DARKNESS, AND PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE GODS OF METAL OR FACE THE UNSTOPPABLE TEMPEST WRATH OF THE /METALOCOLYPSE\!!!!
I, the Right Hand of these gods of DARK POWER, will purge the Earth of the unworthy before the coming of the final Concert Of The Damned, Armageddon.
Like you, EmoKid, stop listening to Hawthorne Heights and cutting yourself!!! Instead, cut the OTHER emo kids, you’re saving them time!!! And if you were bullshitting and don’t actually cut yourself, I’LL supply the knives! I’ve got more than I could ever use. Go for the throat, it’s more brutal that way.
And YOU, Mike Shinoda!!! LINKIN PARK IS NOT METAL!!! Are you BEGGING to be struck down where you stand?!?! That’s my job you know. And I’m not nearly so nice as some of the demons of hell. REPENT before I am assigned to you!!! For if I am, death and damnation would be sweet release from the waking death that shall fall upon you. You will be enveloped in my shadows, and everything will cease to be but you and my blades…
And then you… Penis Enlargement…. you have defiled something both holy and unholy with your ignorance and lack of genitals to call your own… I will see that you burn for eternity in the deepest bowels of Hell, where the only thing more maddening than the pain is the infinite NOTHINGNESS. Such is your reward for your insolence, disgusting cur.
All who wish to become worthy, come to me and I will make you soldiers of the darkness…
Repent, for the end comes on swift wings….
January 29th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
this show is so freaken awsome I cant believe someone just came up with this. THIS SHOW ROCKS BIG TIME!!!
January 30th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Metalocalypse is so freaken awsome i cant believe some one just came up with something like that. METALOCALYPSE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31st, 2007 at 12:42 pm
How come no one comes to this web site any more this sucks
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:59 am
Hey person with the name Mike Shinoda. Linkin Park is as far from metal as is Merl Haggard so go to some pop rock forum and bother them. Hey emokid, emokid(S) suck! You wanna hear real metal listen to Heaven Shall Burn or Celtic Frost.
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:00 am
Oh Yeah, this show is really sweet!!!! Do anything for Deathklok.
March 6th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
its alittle wierd but its a great show to kill time! if your mommy or daddy tells you that you cant watch adult swim your friends would laugh at you and you’ll end up with no sense of humor!
September 1st, 2007 at 11:55 am
Is cool and to say hello.
Thanks.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
It’s fine.
And includes a wealth of information.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Well said. I would be happy to read anything else you might contribute on this subject.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
death klok Fucking Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks
February 26th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
they are the fucking best bitch
March 14th, 2008 at 9:41 am
you all suck acceped deathlklok
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 pm
This series are verThe best, and hopefully more people can benefit, jari of wintersun, would be fine.y good, they can tell me where I can see more please? Thanks.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
im a 15 yearold rocker chick and I love metalocalypse i watch it all the time its fu#@!* the best show ever u acutally learn something from every epesode. its definately the shitz